1. Lots of people have slept on Russell Brand.
2. Britney Spears is an economical mattress.
3. Alan Cumming was an early adopter of mattress couture.
4. Katy Perry is a mattress the has just been thrown out the back of a Mancunian Hilton hotel.
5. Leonardo DiCaprio is the other side of the mattress.
6. Miley Cyrus is a the classic mattress.
7. Kate Middleton is an upwardly socially mobile mattress.
8. Perez Hilton is the mattress nobody wants to sleep with.
9. Even the Queen is a Mattress.
10. Rihanna is a mattress that always tries to look on the bright side.
11. And Jason Stratham is a sweaty mattress, of course.
h/r: Time To Break